Why are women mental???

Im a woman and why do i think all other women are nutters why are they such nags and why do they have to repeat everything and why are they so insecure and why so prudish and why dont they speak about anything remotley interesting and why are they always jealous and never let their men go out and obessed with cushions and decorating and womens rights and ggrrrrrrr they give me a bad name any funny storys about exs would be great lol